A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany
it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes
when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
I thought you said beheaded
that would not be an accident
THIS IS A PICTURE THAT SOMEONE TOOK WHO WORKS ON AN OIL RIG IN TEXAS.
HE WANTED TO GET A SHOT OF THE LIGHTNING THAT WAS FLASHING BY.
HE WAS UNAWARE OF THE TORNADO UNTIL THE LIGHTNING ILLUMINATED IT.
This has been called a one-in-a-million photo; taken south of Ft. Stockton, Texas.